Faux-hawkin

Okay so like I said in the previous blog post, it's not the total 'Damiano Cunego' look yet for a few reasons:

1) I'm not 130 lbs.

2) My hair has not grown out enough to be truly "euro-trashy"

Now that we've got that out of the way, go ahead and feast your eyes on that.

Turns out I have to blowdry my hair and use this paste crap every day to get the true feeling of undeserved accomplishment with which to go parading and gallivanting across San Francisco.

Again, it's not truly there but give me two weeks to make it grown and then things will happen. Hopefully in those two weeks my fatass can finally lose some weight and put together some new test data [Wednesday and Thursday are test days].

My dad on my hair: "Why?"