Monday, May 10, 2010

Oh the Frenchies!!!


So I was flipping through the latest edition of CycleSport and ran across an interesting quote from BBox Telecom's sprinter: Pierrrick Fedrigo.


[On why the French have been winnnig significantly more races than Americans this year on the ProTour] "This Americans obviously aren't training hard enough. There can be no other explanation. They've clearly spent the winter eating hamburgers and drinking beer while we've been out on our bikes training."


Now, let's put aside the fact that:
a) He's French.
b) His first name is Pierrick, short for Pierre.
c) He's French.


I don't even think the French like the French, but that's opening up a whole 'nother can of worms so we'll stick to that quote. And while that may be true for some of my American compatriots, I assure you it's not applicable to all. For the simple fact that:
I don't eat hamburgers you Parliament-cigarette--smoking-womens-scarf-wearing-sockless-always-smelling-like-butter dbag!


...wee-gans know better. It's called BOCA burger. Get it right and come back after you choke on a piece of tuna from your salad nicoise. Damn straight. =)

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